This is Ganymede, and what the hell am I doing here? Yeah, yeah, it’s really me, Ganymede, the baddest of the bad. I was sitting in front of the tube watching some idiot try to spin the fact that the Houston Texans didn’t pick Reggie Bush or Vince Young in the draft as a good thing. And I was working my way through this big bowl of ice cream. I was in my zone, and life was good. Then Sparkle rushed into the room, stole the remote, and changed the station so she could watch American Idol. She has a thing for that Chris guy. I hate him. When I get done here, I think I’ll phone in a thousand votes for all his competition so they can vote his ass off tomorrow. What’s he have that I don’t have more of? Then she told me to do tonight’s blog because she was busy. What do I know about all this blogging crap? Sparkle said to just talk about anything and make sure I didn’t insult anyone. Where’s the fun in that?

I could tell you about me. No, there’s not enough space here for that. I’d have to tell you that I’m one of the oldest and most powerful cosmic troublemakers in the universe. I could give you a few chuckles by telling about the time I created this black hole and sucked in… Hey, that’s a thought. Maybe I’ll create a small inconspicuous black hole to suck Chris right up. See, that makes me feel better just thinking about it. Anyway, I show up in most of Nina’s books to mess with the lives of her characters. Then, just for kicks, I save everyone at the end. What? Sparkle said she’s the one that saves everyone. Who you gonna believe, a cosmic troublemaker who’s definitely going to rule the universe one day or a babe who thinks job satisfaction is hooking up people who hate each other? It’s a no brainer.

I think Sparkle said something about reminding everyone to come to Nina’s chat tomorrow night at Writerspace. It’s at 9:00pm ET. Be there. If no one shows up, she’ll get me to chat with her. And I hate chatting as much as I hate blogging.

Guess I’ve filled up enough space. Gotta get on the phone and send Chris home. Think I’d look sexy with my head shaved?

Sparkle better get Nina back to doing her own blog, because I’m not doing this again.

See ya,
Ganymede