Hi there, all you abandoned visitors. Sparkle Stardust here. Nina Bangs should be ashamed of herself for leaving all this totally awesome space empty. I mean, I could write for hours and never come up for air. Nina’s been laying these really weak excuses on me for why she’s not blogging–she’s busy writing WICKED FANTASIES, she has to clean out her closets, and she has other “stuff” to do. Yeah, like I believe that. What she means is that she’s a fraidy-cat. Not that a cat is a bad thing to be… Oops, drifting off topic. Anyway, the sad truth is that she has a new blog that’s a little more complicated than the last one, and she hasn’t a clue what to do with it. Now, that’s not me. I’ll just jump right in and start blogging while Nina’s trying to read all the instructions. Hey, who cares if I make a few mistakes? Not me. So I’ll show up each night and we can chat about things like sex, shoes, sex, nail colors, and did I mention sex? If that doesn’t bring her racing to her blog, I don’t know what will. Of course, she’s lost all her visitors, so I’ll have to win them back. Sigh. The things I have to do to keep Nina on track.

Later,
Sparkle